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    he'd got his head split open like a ripe melon

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    You can now add Stolen Valor to his list of issues. Never was an Army Ranger. Just a HR specialist.
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    Boarding my vessel without permission would have been his final mistake. That is pirate stuff and requires a response. Possibly the final chapter of his booking record

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    If you google the "former" captains name, the entire video is out there that gives more backstory. The video salty posted is only a portion, but apparently this started earlier that morning when the captain ran wide open under a bridge other boats were fishing at. This video is apparently later that morning/day when the "former" captain and crew came back through.

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    He wouldnt have made it on my boat, I would have been maneuvering away. That dude needs help before somebody gets tired of his shit and puts his candle out.
    cut\'em

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    Must’ve gone to the Tommy Scar school of guides.

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    My first thought. As well as most people that have sent it to me 😂😂😂
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    The kid should have slammed his boat in reverse just as the guide tried to step back into his own boat. See if his clients would help him back in his boat.

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    Seems like an angry little elf...

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    He ruined the day for his clients also.
    Either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palmetto Bug View Post
    The kid should have slammed his boat in reverse just as the guide tried to step back into his own boat. See if his clients would help him back in his boat.
    THIS!!!!!
    "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palmetto Bug View Post
    The kid should have slammed his boat in reverse just as the guide tried to step back into his own boat. See if his clients would help him back in his boat.
    THIS!!!!!
    "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck Tape View Post
    He ruined the day for his clients also.
    Apparently they are also fellow fishing guides and are getting negative pressure for letting the lunatic rage. And for those saying the kid FAFO, maybe he did since it's obvious he wasn't prepared to back up his mouth, but the whole thin supposedly started because the guide was hauling ass under the bridge while they were fishing. I think most on here would have had a similar reaction.

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    He may have whipped my old ass, but we would have found out when he stepped on my boat.
    I bet you could whip the shit outta someone with a 7ft med action trout rod with a double treble hook
    Miro-lure on the tip of it. He should have been caught right across the forehead with something as he took his
    first step down from the gunnel. An oar handle would have been ideal

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    He may have whipped my old ass, but we would have found out when he stepped on my boat.
    I bet you could whip the shit outta someone with a 7ft med action trout rod with a double treble hook
    Miro-lure on the tip of it. He should have been caught right across the forehead with something as he took his
    first step down from the gunnel. An oar handle would have been ideal
    I keep two of these and a fiberglass Billy club on the boat

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    what is the bro count? anyone?
    At least I'm housebroken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck Nitz View Post
    what is the bro count? anyone?
    I'll be hearing bro in my sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    I keep two of these and a fiberglass Billy club on the boat

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    I keep a wooden t-ball bat in the boat for mudfish. It would have worked well in this situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huntinjunkie View Post
    I'll be hearing bro in my sleep
    I work with 2 younger dudes and its like a contest to see who can say it more...they sound retarded.
    At least I'm housebroken.

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    like, life, like, like kills me
    Either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck Nitz View Post
    I work with 2 younger dudes and its like a contest to see who can say it more...they sound retarded.
    My brother had a buddy that every other word out of his mouth was dude.

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