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  1. 10-01-2012, 12:13 AM #1
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    'Miss Bum Bum' Pageant Seeks Brazil's Best Butt



    SÃO PAULO, Brazil — Brazil is gearing up for its "Miss Bumbum" pageant, a nationwide contest to find the best butt in the country.

    The nation's favorite posterior will be chosen from 27 competitors, one representing each of Brazil's states, reported the Huffington Post. After much scrutiny, all those interested in this important endeavor can then vote online for what they think is the best "bumbum," the most common word for butt in Brazil. The 15 finalists will travel to São Paulo in November for the grand finale.

    "(Brazilians) definitely have a thing with butts," said Brazilian Graciela Murano, writer and editor for the blog Oddee, which features "odd, strange and bizarre things of our world."

    According to the New York Daily News, more than 500 competitors enter the contest each year, before it is narrowed down to the 27 contestants. Last year's winner, Rosana Ferreira, claims she got her champion backside with the help of ballet.

    But who could judge such a weighty competition? This year, former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson, of course.

    It's not always all fun and games though. The beauty pageant for behinds has had its share of scandal. Brazilian new site Globo reported that Cibelle Ribeiro, this year's favorite to win, was almost disqualified when judges suspected she might have butt implants and she refused to take an X-ray. Ribeiro has, however, since submitted to the X-ray, and is now back in the running for the crown.



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    This is much better than your earlier thread involving the same region
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    they are all winners!
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    kinda hard to decide ain't it
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    3rd from the right wins in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowcountryrod View Post
    3rd from the right wins in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowcountryrod View Post
    3rd from the right wins in my book.

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    I agree also. But damnit if I'm not going to look at this picture some more just to be sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by lowcountryrod View Post
    3rd from the right wins in my book.

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    She has my vote as well. Gotta love the "gap".

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    This one wins for me

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    I would be scared of staring a an ass in brazil. Too many of those fuckers got Adam's apples.
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    Maybe a tie with her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckin Bronco View Post
    This is much better than your earlier thread involving the same region
    I figured everybody needed a little eye bleach.
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    3rd from the left has a man ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    I would be scared of staring a an ass in brazil. Too many of those fuckers got Adam's apples.
    Why you gotta come in here and mess things up? You just hateful, ya know that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by trentsmith View Post
    3rd from the left has a man ass.
    Huh? What kind of men do you hang around with?
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    Now that's a thread I could sink my teeth into.
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