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    Florida man busted for public sex with dog, wrecking church nativity scene

    By Selim Algar
    December 6, 2022

    A Florida man went on a deranged rampage in which he had sex with dog in front of horrified families — and then destroyed a church nativity while trying to escape from the angry onlookers, police said.

    Chad Mason, 36, allegedly began his sick crime spree while walking a friend’s labradoodle Friday in a quiet neighborhood in Clearwater, police said.

    At one point, he began fornicating with the animal in full view of several spectators — including a child, according to Fox 13.

    An adult confronted him during the act and he ran toward nearby Northwood Presbyterian Church, where he toppled a Christmas nativity scene and smashed several potted plants that had been put out for display.

    “When he was confronted by someone at the apartment complex there, he ran from the scene and began to wreak havoc in the surrounding area,” authorities said.


    Chad Mason
    Chad Mason was arrested for having sex with a dog and destroying church property.
    Pinellas County Jail

    Mason then destroyed a mailbox and even tried to steal a car to make his getaway, according to a police report.

    Several witnesses called 911 and responding police units located him nearby before taking him into custody.

    https://nypost.com/2022/12/06/florid...ium=SocialFlow

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    Never trust someone that shaves the top half of their mustache.

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    Well...it was labradoodle. MG
    Dum Spiro Spero

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    My money is on an Ohio or Michigan transplant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    Never trust someone that shaves the top half of their mustache.
    what he said x 10

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    Comment #2 and #3 sum it up perfectly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Birddawg View Post
    I dont know how it was done. For all I know that weird bastard that determined it's gender licked it.

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    How did he go 36 years without a neck or face tattoo?

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    This shit is priceless!!!
    \"Free your mind, your ass will follow\"

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    I think we have all done something like this after trying PCP for the first time, and drinking a little to much coffee.

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    well , ummm , no.
    We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.

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