new monitor
take out of box.
plug in power cord to wall
plug in "other" plug to back of tower.

turn on monitor "DISPLAY PORT NOT FOUND YOU FUCKING SUCK"

how hard can it be to plug in a monitor?

tower doesnt have HDMI shit. it has this "D" looking port thingie. is my tower not compatible with the monitor or wtf how goldarn hard is this? I made it thru college and fook i hate computers and people and stupid shit that really bothers me when it shouldnt but holy fark its two plugs. I should be able to handle this without calling taiwan or whereever makes the semiconductor that makes the plug that confuses humans like me.

whew. I feel better. now someone come plug my monitor in at the front desk. i'm going to work (bc I'm scared of the new IRS agents)