Normally I just lurk and read due to the number of death threats I got from the moderators and admins in days past, but this subject really hits close to home. First of all the moon has everything to do with deer hunting. The moon really puts me in the mood to go on one of my "sprees" but that is covered by attorney-client privilige. Second of all, when used in conjunction with my voodoo dolls and pagan rituals the moon phase guarantees be a good hunt, whether it be for deer, guineas, feral cats, plover, or marsh hens. Things are different on a full moon, I promise. I get laid a lot more and microwave popcorn pops atleast 7% faster. Sportin', you need to quit doubting the experts, and Lance Armstrong. Dont be such a smart-ass, people will not like you and will leave you alone in a shed with two semi-rabid monkeys. Just my .02, grab the .410, a box of slugs and go hunting.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. - George Orwell
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