It's Meltdown Time

FSU vs Clemson

All of that offseason shit talk and we get bitch slapped by the dregs of the ACC. Wheres that mythical recruiting national title now?
Where are all of you fuckers who were praying we'd go to the SEC? We'd be the 8th team in the conference at best. We get bitch-slapped by Clemson and you rubes want to take on the shit that Bama and LSU have to offer? Put down the crack pipe, Jermaine.
How is it even possible to only have 29 rushing yards against Clemson? usually Clemson spots you 100 just for showing up.
So is the Big East still taking applications?
Thank God we don't play Wofford.
my whole dorm now thinks I have Tourettes
I would give my first born to have FSU shove this game up Clemson's ass when the final gun sounds
I saw [Krug] on his ass more than a lazy pornstar
That piss felt warm running down our legs, didn't it?
Can the feel-good father-son shit. Trickett's OL is a wet paper sack and is getting guys killed. We haven't had a strong OL since Clinton was poppin all over Monica's dress.
The only way we're getting to New Orleans is if we go to Mardi Gras like everyone else
The media fluffs us all offseason and we go flaccid before the end of September. Somebody tell Notre Dame they've got company.
Arkansas vs Bama

Bammer pushed our shit in so deep it squirted through our nose
It all goes back to Bear Bryant. Once I find whoever let him leave this state I'm going to piss on his grave. Daily.
The playcalling today has sucked asshole. I don't know who thought screens and short-yardage drag routes were going to work today, but they're fucking retarded.
Is Ken Hatfield calling the plays now??
Bama treated Wilson like Texas treats retarded prisoners
I honestly think B Petrino's dick goes back up inside him like a dog whenever he sees Saban
Bammer had it right when recruiting Wingo as a DB. He looks like a stud tailback, but he runs with the power of cheap vibrator and the vision of a tree.
3-star recruits get raped by 5-star recruits. Happens in every big game we play
Heard all that shit about the damage and destruction in Tuscaloosa. Never realized they were talking about the damn playing field in Bryant Denny.
I haven't seen this many Hogs slaughtered since I worked in the Smithfield factory
Obama does better in Alabama than we do
UGA vs Ole Miss

Good news: The national masochist society has announced plans to attend all home games.
Ole Miss: Making Other Teams Feel Good About Themselves Forever
I've always wanted to try black tar heroin. Can't be as bad as this, can it?
Hypothetical: If we played South Panola next weekend, how much would they be favored by?