Stonecold, your post might be a bit over his head. You need to throw some punctuation errors and random words in there for him to be able to understand it.
As to the rock you mentioned, it is schuntclub.com where he moderates and all the transplant yankees flocked to when the grabass dnr site went kaploowie. Must be a real happening place.
The distance to the cornpile is a little skewed as well. Anyone who has hunted in SC knows that 100 yds is the preferred distance.
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
Again, you're assumptions are wrong. I hunt mainly public land with archery tackle and take my fair share of deer doing it. Never went to college, so I wasn't in a fraternity, and didn't depend on my daddy to pay my way. At 47 years old, I generally don't get involved in these internet "beatdowns", but you sir, are an idiot. I-77 or 95 runs both north and South. Feel free to head back north. Hell, I'll even chip in for gas!
The part about you being an idiot? I know I was spot on there!
Led's not a yankee and he's not an asshole; he grew up hunting in the lowcountry. He's just stirring the pot. He's a marine and a marine's marine at that and I don't throw that second part of the title around like spare change. He's just fucking with you guys. He's hunted with and without corn.
FLS is a friend of mine, too, and a helluva hunter and a helluva unselfish human being, teaching me how to shoot and hunt with a bow and putting me in deer honey holes more than once over the past few autumns, allowing me to fill a couple ADQP tags with my rifle along the way. Let's all follow the words of Harvey Korman in Blazing Saddles:
Gentlemen, rest your sphincters.
Tell me sump'n. Why you askin' so many jackassy questions?
Show us low bred white boys some pictures of your woodsmanship, ey buddy.. Ey?
Until then, take your orange hat, muzzleloader and climbing stand back to Ohio and grease it up your arse..
And yes I am a killer.. Naturally Born thatta way.. Rather be a killer than outdoorsy woodsdouche anyday of the week..
Last edited by PBiz; 08-30-2011 at 02:23 PM.
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I'm kinda late on this thread but here is my take...
1. Your from Ohio
2. You really need to go back there, for good.
3. You lists hunters and downgrade "killers"...probably becuase you consider yourself a hunter becuase you suck at actually harvesting animals..it's the way you cope with having poor genes and not being born a killer. Trust me, there a far fewer killers than hunters, some are good at it while others just think they are and talk about it.
4. Send PBiz you GF's facebook page, he will introduce her to the south.
5. Fah Q
Last edited by buckpro; 08-30-2011 at 02:36 PM.
I just wanted coordinates to the land in Ohio, I got 25 friends looking for a low cost OOS deer hunt...
"We are a band of assholes. Kno Dat"
~ Dook aka Kneedeep
1. You're
2. Spot on
3. More spot on than # 2
4. I have a lady friend these days, but I have a protege' or 3 that would love a grudge poke on a Buckeye
5. Bonus round
Ps, I bet he covers the animal up after his harvest and sticks it's tongue back in its mouth after it expires..
Grade A bull douchebaggery
Natural Born Killer Prostaff - Killing Tomorrow's Trophies Today...
TFC -"Be tough or get tough"
Conservation Permit Holder #5213
You had these poor boys going ape shit bro.
I too, am good friends with LED and like 90% of you he is a standup guy and will give you the shirt off his back. He knows what to say and when to say it or this thread wouldn't be 6 pages.
Sumbitch can shoot the hell out of a bow.
damn......this was recreational and therapeutic. BTW. Thank you for your service to this country Marine! (yes, that is an exclamation point, lol)
I also appreciate your service. And I appreciate way this site has made a point to support our military.
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