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  1. 05-29-2010, 08:45 PM #1
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    We went offshore out of Little River this morning after the weather calmed down. We were maybe a mile from the rocks and the stomach starting growling there was no head and I jumped in and let the kids go swimming. They guys that I was with looked at me like I had killed a baby seal when I climbed aboard. Does no one else go in the ocean after a hard day of drinking?
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    You might as well just shoot a sea turtle. You bastard.
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    and you posted this for??? thats just gay
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    and you posted this for??? thats just gay

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    Umm, I'd go for the sit on a bucket route....
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    Did you feel any of the kids rolling up your back?
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    I'd be willing to bet that Turd once took a shit that looked like a baby seal.
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    my bro had to do the same one time, then the kids were stalking him...he had to make a swim for it to get away. Personally, its happened to me once...i just hung my ass over the side and let the good time roll. What else you gonna do?
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    Did I mention that I once took a shit that looked like a baby seal?
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