It is that time of year when we start thinking about gearing up for the upcoming duck season. Shells have been ordered and delivered, a cursory eye has been cast at the blind bag and it's contents, and thoughts turn to those items that were lost, worn out, or we just didn't have last season.
So, what is on the list? Money is tight across the board and there will be many "extras" that Cabelas, Macks, etc. will get to keep this year. The catalogs are filled with so damned much junk these days that it is hard to know where to start if you are new at this. They have more items that you can purchase for your retriever than we used to be able to purchase for ourselves! Much of it is useless junk and most of it is completely unnessesary to killing a limit of ducks. The same can be said for the human side of the catalog.
We know that we will need the basics but how do you define "basics" for the 2010 Duck Season? Certainly not the way we did for the 1980 Season when Camo came in 2 patterns and it didn't come to us kids much at all. They threw some white cotton waffle underwear on us, a flannel shirt, and if we were really lucky a Duxback coat. There weren't many choices of decoys to look for, the dogs stood in the water or on a log, and you bought Winchester, Remington, or Federal shells.
Now we are covered up with pure junk from China that won't last a hunt much less a season. You have many dozens of choices of decoys to choose from and a whole battery or electronic gizmos and wingdings that many won't hunt without. You cannot swing a cat without hitting a duck call maker these days. The choices truly are endless with young guns gobbling them up like cotton candy at the fair at a mere $150 a pop.
The art of catering to duck hunters ego's has become so complex that there are a dozen companies out there making good livings selling early 1900's oriental technology to duck hunters billed as the cutting edge of duck whacking machines. You can truly go where no hunter has gone before, sliding across acres of mud and muck with no water required.
So what do we really need? What have we just got to have this year? Will you upgrade your old neoprene waders for the comfort and mobility of breathables? Did your waterproof gloves suck like everyone else's and will you try yet "one more pair"? Will your pay good money for a brand new set of *laugh* "Old School" camo clothing?
What is on your list? Mine is getting longer already...


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