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    I believe I would have just given him a warning ticket.

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    Game Wardens with Texas Parks and Wildlife arrested Ethan McNeely, a 39 year old Oregon transplant, yesterday after discovering him crouched in the woods below the dam at Lake Tawakoni attempting to hunt squirrels with nothing but his bare hands and teeth.

    McNeely, who insists he’s “a primal predator, not a sportsman,” argued with officers that his “God-given claws and fangs” exempt him from needing a hunting license. “If I catch it with my molars, that’s between me and Mother Nature,” he reportedly told wardens while spitting out a mouthful of bark.

    Authorities were not convinced. TPWD officials say that while McNeely’s hunting technique is unique, state law doesn’t make exceptions for “wannabe cavemen.” He was booked on charges of hunting without a license and disorderly conduct after growling at the officers.

    McNeely maintains he’s being persecuted. “They can cage me,” he said, “but they’ll never cage my inner wolf!”


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    If he can catch a squirrel with his teeth, he needs his own tv show, not a ticket.

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    Oh look another crazy person.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Its just a wonder he didn't bite the officers. Lock him away in the nut house.
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    Secretary of the Interior Nominee.

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    I just want to know how he got the bear grease for that hairdo...

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    It all started with the neck tat…
    "You are Citadel Men, you have no pension for failure, you wear the Ring, you never let a friend down, you will be good fathers, husbands, and leaders in the armed forces and industry, you are strong in heart, body, and mind. You protect such things as Honor and Fidelity. Your virtues matter not only in wealth, but in the richness of family, you are the last of the knights."
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    I bet that fuckers got rabies

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    In all seriousness, under what basis is he being charged? Did he actually catch a squirrel with his teeth? Otherwise he’s just a crazy jumpin around and eating bark.

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    Oregon transplant, says it all
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    80-20 Genaration

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    They should have given him a live squirrel to bite on to. Bet he wouldn’t have held on to it for long.

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    What's the best way to catch a squirrel?
    ~Sit by a river bank and act like a nut.
    "run and gun guide service"

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    Make Asylums Great Again
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    the chance that the squirrel would be raped before being consumed is not zero.

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    Another one gets busted. They should have given him a pass. Using peanut butter as a cover scent and attractant is top shelf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catdaddy View Post
    Another one gets busted. They should have given him a pass. Using peanut butter as a cover scent and attractant is top shelf.

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    Imagine getting a trail cam picture of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShortMagFan View Post
    Imagine getting a trail cam picture of that
    that was funny

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