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Exploding pagers
Pagers and Hezbollah exploding all over Lebanon. Looks like the Israelites suckered the rags into ditching their cell phones and picking up pagers. Pagers they had rigged with explosives. Over 4000 pagers explode so I guess AT&T reached out and touched someone. 4000 down and only a hand full of collateral, about as good as it gets.
Last edited by centurian; 09-17-2024 at 07:21 PM.
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Hezbollah : stop using disposable cell phones and that can be tracked. We are ordering in pagers for everyone.
Mossad : Hold my beer….
If a man is alone in the woods, says something, and a woman does not hear, is he still wrong?
Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. —George Carlin
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone else who doesn't have it.
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well done!
At least I'm housebroken.
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Perhaps I will skip that iPhone 16 they release on Friday...
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You do not want Israel to want you dead...............Pro Tip
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The video on the WSJ was awesome. Well done Mossad.
cut\'em
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Rest assured there are no ulterior motives here and this will undoubtedly make the world a better place, just like getting rid of those pesky native americans. I bet they had some WMDs too.
Last edited by everlast; Yesterday at 04:43 AM.
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-Samuel Adams
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Anyone got a link to some of those videos?
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The new smallpox blanket.
We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.
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I really enjoyed reading this story. Too bad it was exploding batteries and not a wad of SemTex and 9 00B. (think a mini claymore) The creativity of the project is outstanding. The US of A needs to let the Israelis finish this job once and for all.
F**K Cancer
Just Damn.
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Banned
you continue to intrigue me....Originally Posted by everlast
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
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2th Doc's Fishing understudy
That will make them mad. Bet Hezbollah wants to kill them now.....oh wait...
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Iran’s Ambassador to Lebanon was injured in the mass explosions. I wonder what was he doing with a Hezbollah pager?
Last edited by centurian; Yesterday at 09:23 AM.
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This was pure genius & scary all at the same time.
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Too bad he didn't hold his pager up to his head like some of them.
F**K Cancer
Just Damn.
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It’s being reported now that their 2-way radios just exploded.
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Looks like they hit them again this morning with a wave of exploding walkie talkies.
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good stuff
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