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  1. 01-13-2024, 12:13 PM #1
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    When an emergency bathroom situation occurs in the woods or on the water it is never a 5 or less wiper?


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    Always. And I mean always soft and splatters when it hits the ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b35w View Post
    When an emergency bathroom situation occurs in the woods or on the water it is never a 5 or less wiper?


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    Pondered that myself. SHIT happens I guess
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    … says the regretfully ill prepared outdoorsman …


    “Muh butts been wiped.” TheBigGuy
    “Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids.” PedoPete, Esq.
    “Let’s go Brandon, I agree!” former Vice President Joe Biden
    “Shower time, Ashley.” NotAndyTaylor
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleSprig View Post
    … says the regretfully ill prepared outdoorsman …
    Oh I was prepared.


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    Pocket knives, boxer shorts, and socks have been the heroes of many stories.


    “Muh butts been wiped.” TheBigGuy
    “Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids.” PedoPete, Esq.
    “Let’s go Brandon, I agree!” former Vice President Joe Biden
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    Lol. Its important to teach kids not to pickup random gloves in the outdoors
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    Or socks. Paging 2th.


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    I enjoy a good outside dump. Gets that primal feeling going for the hunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleSprig View Post
    … says the regretfully ill prepared outdoorsman …

    ALWAYS have roll of tp in my truck , boat and most importantly in a zip lock bag in my back pack LOL


    Years ago I had to use 2 pair of socks, underwear and a t shirt after a WH waffle before hunting one am . Learned my lesson
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    Quote Originally Posted by tprice View Post
    ALWAYS have roll of tp in my truck , boat and most importantly in a zip lock bag in my back pack LOL


    Years ago I had to use 2 pair of socks, underwear and a t shirt after a WH waffle before hunting one am . Learned my lesson
    I went through atleast half a role this am


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    Quote Originally Posted by tprice View Post
    ALWAYS have roll of tp in my truck , boat and most importantly in a zip lock bag in my back pack LOL


    Years ago I had to use 2 pair of socks, underwear and a t shirt after a WH waffle before hunting one am . Learned my lesson
    That Waffle House cook must not have worn his socks that night. No big deal. Just wiped hands on apron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StrutnBPS View Post
    Always. And I mean always soft and splatters when it hits the ground.
    Learn to squat lower


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    I have many one sleeve base layers.
    “I can’t wait ‘till I’m grown” is the stupidest @!#* I ever said!
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    I had to go behind a customers house in the woods yesterday. It had all phases. From peanut butter to painting the side of a barn. I carry baby wipes everywhere I go
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    Dude wipes. Mint chill.

    Nothing handles a fire like mint chill.
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    Best thread on here in a while. Lots of expert wisdom. Should probably be a sticky.
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    If it ain't messy you can hold it.
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    A rubber glove and wipes
    More fuel = more boost!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRT View Post
    A rubber glove and wipes
    Rubber glove is solid advice


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