The wheelchair
The wheelchair
"My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt
Know the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat their broccoli.
what do you call a hen looking at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad...
there is not a thing wrong with 3 woodies a day!!!
Niiiiice
What do you call a cholos favorite rock band?
The Foo Fighters
What’s at the bottom of the ocean just twitching?
A nervous wreck.
Not surprised lol
Do you know why lesbians shop at Cabela's?
"My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt
Because they hate Dick's.
"My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt
Nice one flockbuster
who’dathought Mike Huckabee got jokes…
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“Muh butts been wiped.” TheBigGuy
“Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids.” PedoPete, Esq.
“Let’s go Brandon, I agree!” former Vice President Joe Biden
“Shower time, Ashley.” NotAndyTaylor
My daughter has been studying weather this month. Names of clouds. Weather cycles. What makes rain, etc.
This morning on our way to school, she pointed to the high wispy clouds and say "Look Daddy, we have cirrus clouds today"
I replied....................................."Are you SERIOUS?!?!?! Those are cirrus clouds?!?!?!"
She punched me in the arm and did her best not to laugh.
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
What's 10" and white?
Nothing.
I like to say mucho around my Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them
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What did one hat say to another hat?
You stay here I’ll go on a head.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor complaining about his vision.
Doctor does some tests, and says, "Test results show you have a cataract."
Asian man responds, "You're testing is cwap; and I drive a Rincoln, by the ray."
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Lol, damn
Where do you go for a peekaboo accident?
"My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt
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