My son came home from kindergarten the other day and asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was. It was a total guess, but at least I was right.
My son came home from kindergarten the other day and asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was. It was a total guess, but at least I was right.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
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Delta in a nutshell: Breeding grounds + small wetlands + big blocks of grass cover + predator removal + nesting structures + enough money to do the job= plenty of ducks to keep everyone smiling!
"For those that will fight for it...FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know."
-L/Cpl Edwin L. "Tim" Craft
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What do you call a man who tells dad jokes but isn’t a dad?
A faux pa.
What did baby corn ask mother corn?
There's a fine line between HARDCORE AND IGNORANCE!
My fave is when my kids look at me and say "dad, guess what?, and I automatically respond with "chicken butt".
I used to get eye rolls from my daughter and annoyed grins from my son, now they don't even skip a beat anymore and just continue with what they were gonna say.
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Delta in a nutshell: Breeding grounds + small wetlands + big blocks of grass cover + predator removal + nesting structures + enough money to do the job= plenty of ducks to keep everyone smiling!
"For those that will fight for it...FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know."
-L/Cpl Edwin L. "Tim" Craft
Me: Train just went by.
Daughter: How do you know?
Me: I see its tracks.
What did baby corn ask mother corn?
Where’s Popcorn?
There's a fine line between HARDCORE AND IGNORANCE!
Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me, i was like what the hellman.
I just found out the company making yardsticks wont be making them any longer.
Im going to sell my Delorean. It has low miles because it’s only been driven from time to time.
What do you call a magician who looses his magic? Ian
What do you call it when you hit Duane Johnson on the butt? Hitting rock bottom.
You should never play poker in the jungle
Too many cheat’as.
My wife mows the grass now. My neighbor said I ought to be hung for her mowing the lawn.
I said I am, why do you think she’s doing it?
What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
Dam
Did you see where Clemson has adopted the Metric System?
They now have 183cm rushing.
What do you call a man who can’t stand up?
Neil.
You know what the hardest thing about eating a vegetable is?
"My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt
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