Yep. Back in the day I was a pro.
yep, I was changing 2 back to back, until my wife got the twins potty trained during this corona no school stuff.
I was a dry heaver, wife would laugh her ass off at me changing a diaper.
I'm a plumber. Work in shit all day. Whats a little in the babies diaper? What I have a problem with is him trying to stick his hands down there while I'm trying to clean his little behind.
Nope. I have a lot of kids and only changed diapers a few times when my wife was in the hospital. That is what women are for. It worked great, right up to the day she left me
I am a RN. Have cleaned all sorts of crap. But when my little girl had diarrhea coming out of the top of the onesie I about
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Lol at Mello Collins
I was a stay-at-home Dad, so yes, I can change a diaper. I will be ok if I never have to do another one.
Crops are harvested, animals are killed.
I was fine with both of my boys until they started eating table food.
Breast milk poop is nothing. Baby food is bananas in bananas out.
But grown kid poop is out of my job description.
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You boys that clean a deer but change a little shitty diaper??! Geez!! Or maybe you can’t clean your deer either.
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I’ve changed a kabillion of em.
Joe can depends on himself to change that one.
Too many fruit cups.
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Bunch of wimps
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
Baby diapers don’t bother me. The things that hit my gag reflex is picking up dog crap or puke, and cutting horns off a dead deer on the side of the road!
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