"Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.
I am haunted by waters" Norman Maclean.
Funniest shit I've seen all week
Tyler Simmons wasn’t offsides. 1-9-2018
Isaiah Bond didn’t catch the ball. 12-2-2023
That's me now when I'm at the ice machine and it won't take my last dollar.
dig the subtle, trying not to cuss, to full blown losing your shit cussing someone out....you knew it was coming when he got the the 'sam hill' part....he might be my spirit animal
Love it
I lost it when the horn blew. I knew it was going south after that
"Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.
I am haunted by waters" Norman Maclean.
Those youngins will think back & grin on that for many years to come.
Reminds me of the day I threw my biscuit across the counter & hit the Burger King manager in the ass. She bout caused me to have an aneurysm right there.
Last edited by Mars Bluff; 06-16-2017 at 02:54 PM.
I swear one of those kids in the background was McLovin
“Get out among the mountains and trees, friend, as soon as you can. They will do more for you than either man or woman could.” Theodore Roosevelt to John Muir after his wife's passing in 1905.
I wish I could breathe life back in him, if I could I'd hunt him again tomorrow. - Ben Rodgers Lee
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. I'm havin' a heart attack...
When the horn blew I figured he was gonna lose it.
That was good
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Delta in a nutshell: Breeding grounds + small wetlands + big blocks of grass cover + predator removal + nesting structures + enough money to do the job= plenty of ducks to keep everyone smiling!
"For those that will fight for it...FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know."
-L/Cpl Edwin L. "Tim" Craft
I needed that!
"I'm just a victim of a circumstance"
Now that was funny. He taught those kids some new words too.
Last edited by Mergie Master; 06-17-2017 at 09:48 AM.
The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.
"I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
That was some funny S.
Been there. I would have NEVER had the guts to laugh at my grandpa. Well at least in the moment.
"Think A Guy Like Me Worries About Percentages?" Tin Cup
"Some get spiritual cause they see the light, and some cause they feel the heat" Ray Wylie Hubbard
"P.S. I love turkeys. Mostly just hate those who hunt em." Glenn
Funniest video I've seen in a long time.
That ruled
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