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  1. 04-11-2017, 07:15 AM #1
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    Default Bacon anyone??

    You can't make this stuff up....

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    Last edited by Silentweapon338; 04-11-2017 at 07:37 AM.
    Yup, he's crazy...


    like a fox. The dude may be coming in a little too hard and crazy but 90% of everything he says is correct.

    Sort of like Toof. But way smarter.
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    Trained K9's:


    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    If they actually have K9 units looking for bacon smugglers we need to bomb that shitty patch of desert until it melts into a giant sheet of glass. And then build hog parlors on it.
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    I've often thought how ridiculous cops look standing in front of a table full of weed, but imagine how proud these guys must be.

    Heck yea boyz!!! We got 12 kilos of bacon today! Man did you see that guys face when he knew we had him???

    I can here the chief of police.

    "Good job gentlemen. Y'all are keeping the streets safe."

    Next thing you know he will end up on Locked up Abroad.
    Last edited by Silentweapon338; 04-11-2017 at 08:36 AM.
    Yup, he's crazy...


    like a fox. The dude may be coming in a little too hard and crazy but 90% of everything he says is correct.

    Sort of like Toof. But way smarter.
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    How does one cram 27 lbs of pork up there?

    Good grief!!
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    Whip his ass.
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    so basically he porked hisself
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    You can make this stuff up...

    In fact.........

    Oh nevermind.
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    It's satire
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    Mmmmmm, bacon wrapped prostate.
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    Mental note: if I ever go to Qatar, I won't be going to the waffle House. I bet the bacon there tastes like ass.
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