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    For all you fellers with babies or babies on the way. This won't help Glenn cause he ain't got enough hands.

    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    A boobie in the mouth does the same thing.
    "George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, he shot them."

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    We ain't got enough of them either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    We ain't got enough of them either.


    Well get your time in now and get off of one>



    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    I got plenty of hooks but I think I'm going to need more ammo.

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    He still won't have enough.
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    Glenn needs one of these for a wet nurse:

    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    So awesome Mergie!!!!!!!!! Made my day!!!

    Glenn, my days with newborns are long past. However, when you get to the point where it's end of the rope time, the BBMSC is always open to you for a place of retreat. We will cook and drink Bourbon.. I'm sure a few of the regulars here will be happy to join us..

    Here's hoping that the crossfit sperms weren't so powerful that you knocked the peckers off all three of the babays.
    F**K Cancer

    Just Damn.

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