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    Arkansas Razorbacks play the South Carolina GameCocks this Saturday.


    Arkansas coach is Houston Nutt

    Starting QB is Robert Johnson, but he is hurt.

    The Backup QB is Casey Dick.


    The Headlines read………..


    Nutt says Dick is in due to sore Johnson vs the Cocks.


    "Nutt to Replace Johnson with Dick against the Fighting Cocks"


    "Nutt to face Cocks with Dick; Due to Sore Johnson."


    Dick in, Johnson out as Nutt readies to battle Cocks

    "Nutt all over Cocks With Dick In"

    Cocks swallow Dicks injury, Nutt to let Johnson carry the load.


    "Nutt covers Cocks By Pulling Johnson Out"


    Johnson yanked as Dick gets the nod from Nutt; Cocks look for sacks.


    Hard for Dick to replace sore Johnson


    Nutt defends head job. Says Dick under center against Cocks.


    "Sore Johnson Leaves A Hole, Dick Fills It"


    Nutt says Johnson out, Dick in, appears to be good fit"


    Cocks can't wait to get their hands on Dick. Nutt Scratches Johnson.


    Dick swells with confidence. Nutt excited about showdown with Cocks


    Nutt Spews Confidence as Dick Fills Johnsons Hole"


    Nutt's untested Dick gets nod vs. Cocks.


    If Arkansas wins Saturday, the Sunday Headline "Big performance by Dick leaves Nutt relieved"
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