If you and your wife are looking to have kids, I think I've found a sure fire solution.
Get her a job as a weather-caster on The Weather Channel.
Every time I turn that station on, another one of those girls is swoll up and fixin' to pop .
If you and your wife are looking to have kids, I think I've found a sure fire solution.
Get her a job as a weather-caster on The Weather Channel.
Every time I turn that station on, another one of those girls is swoll up and fixin' to pop .
That black chick must have had 10 by now... She has been knocked up every year for the last 10
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went."
Will Rogers
I have really got to lay off those girls. As far as I knew that motorcycle wreck took care of that. Who Knew? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Your riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
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Ain't that the truth,them gals must stay "in heat"!
I think the blond on there this morning was high or something the way she was dragging her words out? [img]graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
Must of got her a "shot-o-leg" before work trying to catch up them other gals!
\"BANG BANG...Wish they\'d give me some bullets for this gun!\"....Joey from \"Shane\"
I never thought weather was so sexualy exciting. Their like a bunch a rabbits on that network.
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