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  1. 04-05-2013, 02:14 PM #1
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    Default Breaking News

    Jackie Bradley Jr just farted.


    Buncha homos........
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    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    Bested by Tee. Just damn...
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    Did it stink?
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


    You might take out a dozen before they drag you from your home and skull fuck you to death. Marsh Chicken 6/21/2013
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    Singlehandedly took 2 of 3 from the Yankees this week....
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    You'll have to ask PBiz, he said it parted his hair, but didn't mention an odor.....
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    boom!
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    Speaking of, I know of some breaking news myself.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    Speaking of, I know of some breaking news myself.......


    You shut your mouth
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    that was breaking wind, not breaking news....
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    Your heart ain't like your balls, ya only got one...
    All you need is a body built for discipline and a mind that can justify so much apparent self-abuse.
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    How about the Holly Hill boy with a 2 hits including a Homer last night......

    http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index..._copy_26011967
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    Smelled like rotten Taters.
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    I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a thought process better than the vast majority of you clemmings.
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    In other news, Khalil Greene just got on his knees and took a cock in his ass while praying to whatever it is that he believes in...
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