Bug zapper fly swatters

**Palmetto Bug** · 10-26-2012, 09:20 AM

If you have one, you know how much fun they are, but also how cheaply made and short lived they usually are. Most are Chinese crap. I recently found a brand that is a big upgrade on the typical quality. Do a search on Amazon for "Executioner Pro". This thing feels more like a tennis racket than a fly swatter and it always make a big electric "snap" even on mosquitoes and little fruit flies.

If you're not familiar with bug zapper fly swatters, they are the bomb. You can kill flies on the window without smashing guts all over the glass. If you're a sportsman, you'll prefer to only kill bugs on the wing in midflight. Mosquitoes light up and sparkle. Flies get hit with a bolt of lightning. I've ordered several to give as Christmas presents this year.

Caution: DO NOT touch your wife with it. I never knew my wife could muster such intense rage until I tapped her on the bare knee with a cheapo swatter.

**Luvin' Labs** · 10-26-2012, 09:23 AM

They are AWESOME...

**turbo** · 10-26-2012, 09:26 AM

Y'all are hilarious.

**BigBrother** · 10-26-2012, 11:56 AM

I too find a ghoulish pleasure in the use of them.

The goat does not appreciate them though. He was scooting through while i was killing flies, and I went to tap him on the butt. He went faster than I expected, and I had to reach and scoop with the swatter. Instead of his hams, the swatter cupped his balls.

He won't be in the same zip code with me when I hold it any more.