Things I found out about Arty on the net:

Works for Queers anonymous

Sucker sold dumbass TOOFEr a jeep with a blown motor.

Aspires to be like Quack Kills

Is related to BugBuster

Collects SCWA bands

Founder of SCWA and is brother to AssWicki

Goal in life is to become a duck hunter without using 1 dozen spinners at the time.