Thought this would be a long shot but if anyone hears about a morbidly obese jackass and his two rather large piggies fishing in the delta Saturday afternoon bragging about running full speed through somebody's decoy spread and only getting yelled at, shoot me a pm with their information. They damn near took my girlfriend's head off and ran over some rather expensive decoys. There is a whole lot of water out there and no need for all that, so if anybody hears anything or knows the people I'm talking about, please let me know.

Seriously fellas be safe out there. Had it been 2 minutes earlier you would be reading about a couple teal hunting that got run over by a 20'+ center console. People aren't watching out for us or care we exist as this is not the first close call this season but this is the closest by far.