Is salt life some kind of gay marriage super pac? I have never heard of it because I live turkey life. I dont have a place at the beach or a fancy offhore rig.... I can tie knots and fish like anyone, but what gives?

Salt Life in Fucking Mauldin, simpsonville, hell salt live in Moonville?? WTF? Salt Life sticker = a homo 99 times out of 100. Why do Salt life stickers appeal to homos in SC??? Was I right about the gay super pac?