Lets break this down.....

[trentsmith]

Gotdawg!

[sprigdog]

IM sorry man but ive seen you in the river before and have personally seen you sky bust! And shoot mergansers! And im only 24 but I gaurentee you that you aint no better waterfowler than me. Only in the decoys PERIOD

This post was never about being a bad ass duck hunter.

you are a better waterfowler than me, it doesnt take much. Very obvious to all that you are a duckaholic bad-assed assasin. I'm jealous. I am in the 97.3%, but.. I really dont skybust..that is one thing I dont do. I'm so tight I cant shit a greased BB, shells are $14 a box. Thats almost 5 gallons of gas. Important shit.

I dont hide my boat well, I dont camo my face, my calling ability sucks, i dont scout at all, i yell at my dog from time to time, my decoys are cheap and need paint, i dont get up early to get "the spot", I dont sit all day, if my decoys tangle i wont take the time to fix them, etc etc...

but.. know exactly what I'm killing everytime I pull the trigger, been a long time since the dog has brought back a different duck. I dont miss often..when i do kill a merganser I know exactly what I just did. I crushed a huge drake red breasted the other day. Handsome birds.

So, if you have seen me do these things you say on a RIVER...you have to be the guy that set up 90yds away from me last monday with kids in the boat. No mergs were killed that day and we didnt skybust the wigeon and bills that died... I have hunted a RIVER twice all year. The other time I hunted a river, i had it all to myself.

That got interesting after i hit the pit...apparently Pbiz is now fearing for his life from an internet bad ass?? wow

thanks for all the replies...good stuff.

[Highstrung]

[DuckorBust]

I swear if one of y'all sucker punches me at the shoot, I'll lose it.

........now I got to clean up my computer again!

[highrollers4x4]

easy now! yall old people know yall got bad backs and new hips and the youngen's would hurt yall and make u lay in bed for a week or two

[trentsmith]

Sprig I'll be your best friend if you put me on a drake red breasted merganser! I want one for the wall.

[Mars Bluff]

easy now! yall old people know yall got bad backs and new hips and the youngen's would hurt yall and make u lay in bed for a week or two

[BigBrother]

easy now! yall old people know yall got bad backs and new hips and the youngen's would hurt yall and make u lay in bed for a week or two

I once told a young fella who felt froggy that I was done pissing on tires. I have been in enough scraps as a young'un to know how to win a fight and that at my age, I didnt fight anymore. I felt like I should know better and if I felt like it was important enough to fight, that I was fighting for my life. If I was fighting for my life, then he had better be fighting for his, cause my aim was to kill him.

He paid my tab, and left quietly, never saying another word.

[trentsmith]

I just got chills up my spine BB.

[Murray]

I just got chills up my spine BB.

[highrollers4x4]

haha i hear ya there

[Mars Bluff]

I once told a young fella who felt froggy that I was done pissing on tires. I have been in enough scraps as a young'un to know how to win a fight and that at my age, I didnt fight anymore. I felt like I should know better and if I felt like it was important enough to fight, that I was fighting for my life. If I was fighting for my life, then he had better be fighting for his, cause my aim was to kill him.

He paid my tab, and left quietly, never saying another word.

You think he felt sorry for ya?

[sprigdog]

Sprig I'll be your best friend if you put me on a drake red breasted merganser! I want one for the wall.

you looking for a stud, bull mounter? wait, we are talking about ducks, not elk.

[trentsmith]

Yes I want a stud haha

[trentsmith]

I feel like you're mocking me.....

[BigBrother]

You think he felt sorry for ya?

Maybe. Hell, who knows. That is the most talking I have ever done in a tense situation.

However, I am taking some odds on relentlous having a barrel sticker on his benelli.

[sprigdog]

I feel like you're mocking me.....

was it that obvious?

i'd bet money that spellcheck, wetreed, fat lab, h20 boy folks could find your RBM. they frequent an area that is loaded. I dont frequent that area ever. Just live there.

[trentsmith]

Meanie.

[bigtimeduckhunter]

Lets face it fellas. None of us hunt bc we are starving for food. We go hunting bc the pursuit of it is so fun. How a bird is taken with different efforts is where we scale our expertise as waterfowlers. To the guys who ride the water, scouts every whole hes ever known on a weekly basis and patterns birds before the hunt..well done. Just as much of an attah boy to the young feller who chases the same group 15 wood ducks up and down a branch with the desire to know there every move. But to those of you leave the landing and head to the spotlights or pick up early only to move closer to the other guys doing the shooting.. shame on you. If you leave the hill at 6 am with the intent to go find a gap in the hunters and hope someone doesnt see you sneak in with no lights.. go jump off a bridge. Learn what ethics are and remember your days are numbered. Enjoy every sunrise like it was your last and respect others and good things will come your way.

100% correct

[buckfarmer]

This is the best thread I've seen on here in a while!