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    Default Fuck Apple.

    Seriously.

    Against my better judgement, I decided to update my iphone this evening.

    Seems everything is wiped out on my phone.

    Wont power up.

    All I have is an itunes icon, with that cute little white usb cord plug in image on my screen.

    Traveling tomorrow for a few days as well.

    Cocksuckers.

    God, I cant wait until I can get back into a droid.
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    It's a user error.... 100 million people got it, you and 10 other iTards fucked it up.
    Last edited by CAMO SNOB; 09-25-2012 at 09:46 PM.
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    Plug back up to your computer and open itunes, select the restore to factory settings. Once that is complete, re-sync your phone.
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    I updated mine last night no problems here. I hope you backed everything up to icloud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAMO SNOB View Post
    It's a user error.... 100 million people got it, you and 10 other iTards fucked it up.


    Ban that stupid fucker.

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    How do you back up to icloud?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAMO SNOB View Post
    It's a user error.... 100 million people got it, you and 10 other iTards fucked it up.
    I dont doubt it. However, I dont see how you can fuck up clicking a toggle button that says "update". Fuck Apple.

    Quote Originally Posted by MolliesMaster View Post
    Plug back up to your computer and open itunes, select the restore to factory settings. Once that is complete, re-sync your phone.
    Done did. Been on forums and apple website following their instructions.

    itunes prepares my phone for restore, thinks for a long time, then when that finishes, I get an "unknown error occured" banner. I can click "ok" or "more information"

    "more information" leads me back into this damned vicious circle again.

    sonsuvbitches, fuck apple.
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    Did I mention, I am missing Sons to dick around with this bullshit?
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    Well son of a bitch.

    I used a different usb cable, (the wife's), wiggled my nose, closed one eye, hopped on one foot, turned around to the right 2 times, then to the left 6 times. After I did my sixth turn, I hopped on my right foot 79 times, then on my left twice. All while cupping my right testicle, and picking my nose.

    It is actually doing something now.

    Fuck apple.
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    Ive got a Startac around here somewhere that you can use until you get all this figured out.

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    Did you do the update from the phone or plug it into the computer, back up to iTunes, then install the update from iTunes?
    For the ducks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckin Bronco View Post
    How do you back up to icloud?
    go to settings >icloud>scroll to the bottom to storage and back up.

    or it should back up when you sync with itunes
    Last edited by Mornin Woodie; 09-25-2012 at 10:05 PM.
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    If it wasnt for that damned radar app, I would go back to a clamshell in a fucking heartbeat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ceddy View Post
    Did you do the update from the phone or plug it into the computer, back up to iTunes, then install the update from iTunes?
    Updated to computer, and backed up all my shit prior to my "update".

    Fuck apple.
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    Yeah, apple sent you the broke dick chord, didn't they?

    This is God's way of telling you that "Man Soaps" are ghey.

    P.S. I just mashed "update and the shit updated".....didn't even use no cable, broke ass or otherwise

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    Migrate to Droid ASAP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    Yeah, apple sent you the broke dick chord, didn't they?

    This is God's way of telling you that "Man Soaps" are ghey.

    P.S. I just mashed "update and the shit updated".....didn't even use no cable, broke ass or otherwise
    Hateful bastard.

    RE: the chord....a post on a forum told another user to use another cord. I used another cord. My previous session from 9:05 pm this evening is updating to my phone now. How is this chord different than the cord I use to successfully sync with every afternoon?

    RE: Man Soaps? Sons rock.

    RE: P.S. I always figgered you for a 99 percenter.
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    I forgot to add, fuck apple.
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    Apple pays the bills.

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