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    Default This girl...

    ...could end every one of you bread-eating schleps with her elbow.

    Last edited by Fish; 05-17-2012 at 08:27 AM.

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    Where are her boobies?

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    That's a good question.

    Did you consider what she might say about your anatomy?

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    No tits and she wears the gayest shoes ever produced. She is hot as hell tho.

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    My girlfriend would kick her ass..

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    I might sign up for that, praying mantis style. Dead and happy
    "Lord prop me up in all my leanin places"

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    Bet that snapper would hurt ya too.
    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
    "Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    That's a good question.

    Did you consider what she might say about your anatomy?



    She would tell me I'm overweight and have a small wiener, but I don't think that will help the boobie situation.

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    perhaps you could share some of yours!! and you could tell her that your wiener wouldn't look nearly as small if you weren't so large!!!
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    Your heart ain't like your balls, ya only got one...
    All you need is a body built for discipline and a mind that can justify so much apparent self-abuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chessbay View Post



    She would tell me I'm overweight and have a small wiener, but I don't think that will help the boobie situation.


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    Only thing we need to be wearing in this country are ass whippings & condoms. That'll clear up half our issues.

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    BTW, that aint but a 40lber.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mars Bluff View Post
    Only thing we need to be wearing in this country are ass whippings & condoms. That'll clear up half our issues.

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    Her boobies are where her looks are, no where to be found! Fuck paleo and crossfit if does that to the wimins. Give me a corn fed woman!
    Low country redneck who moved north

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudflat View Post
    Her boobies are where her looks are, no where to be found! Fuck paleo and crossfit if does that to the wimins. Give me a corn fed woman!


    She needs a #2 combo from Wendys wid extra fries.

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    Bet she still gets bitchy, a pussy stank every once in a while and has a feller somewhere wanting to get rid of her.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    If her pants weren't so tight, I wouldn't even swear she's a she.

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    ugh, that's nasty! I like mine with a little more curve to them.... She anit even got a camel toe....
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    Quote Originally Posted by fro View Post
    ugh, that's nasty! I like mine with a little more curve to them.... She anit even got a camel toe....
    Camel toe? Hell she ain't even got a doe toe.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    You fellas can say what you want about her, but I would do my best to fukk her 2 ways to next Tuesday. An in shape woman in the sack who knows what she wants.... I'm down!

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    Shes busted

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