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    Default The Benefits of Pre-Chewing Your Child's Food

    WTF? Glenn, Tater? This dude's crazy.

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    Huh, must be something to it, my baby tries to give me prechewed food all the time. Of course its usually veggies or meat he doesn't like. I've yet to get a pre-moistened cookie from him.
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    yummy.
    "JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT A GOOD SPELLER DOESN'T MEAN MY JEAN POLL IS GONNA BE BAD."
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    I think his point is - that is likely what was done before we had baby food, processors, etc.

    I don't think we'll be doing the chewing, but we will be making our own baby food as much as possible - from the same stuff we eat.
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    That's just a bunch of overthought bullshit right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggy View Post
    WTF? Glenn, Tater? This dude's crazy.

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    I saw the headline and deleted that shit. Tell mama to stick a titty in the kids mouth and be done with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    That's just a bunch of overthought bullshit right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    I saw the headline and deleted that shit. Tell mama to stick a titty in the kids mouth and be done with it.

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    Nobody ever became a hero in a comfortable setting. Sometimes you got to nut it up and do work.

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    Don't be stealing my picture there Mr. Hugo hater......

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    Had that same thing happen down in Mexico.... made it quite hard to concentrate as it was really a pretty nice tit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckduckdog View Post
    Had that same thing happen down in Mexico.... made it quite hard to concentrate as it was really a pretty nice tit.
    x2. I was delivering a speech at a donation ceremony for a school that was constructed with US funds last month. This PYT on the front row reaches into her shirt, whips it out in front of God and everyone and shoves it into her kid's mouth.
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    Had it happen while riding a hairy underarmed, stinkassed, Asheville hippie one day. I had to give a Nature Conservancy employee a management ride and that tree sloth smelling skank was who they sent over. I was gagging from the smell, but when she plopped out her tit so that her baby sloth could get a drink, I almost puked. I am still pissed off about that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    Had it happen while riding a hairy underarmed, stinkassed, Asheville hippie one day.

    you were riding her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    Had it happen while riding a hairy underarmed, stinkassed, Asheville hippie one day. I had to give a Nature Conservancy employee a management ride and that tree sloth smelling skank was who they sent over. I was gagging from the smell, but when she plopped out her tit so that her baby sloth could get a drink, I almost puked. I am still pissed off about that...


    Dirty Hippies

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    Asheville - you could have stopped right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mars Bluff View Post
    Only thing we need to be wearing in this country are ass whippings & condoms. That'll clear up half our issues.

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    “… duckhunting stands alone as an outdoor discipline. It has a tang and spirit shared by no other sport—a philosophy compounded of sleet, the winnow of unseen wings, and the reeks of marsh mud and wet wool. No other sport has so many theories, legends, casehardened disciples and treasured memories.”
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    Hippie bullshit.

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    Thanks for that mental image, JAB.

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    horry craw Jab.....management rides...never heard it called that before....i have turned my baby's momma on her side and worked her a little with the baby in the bed sleeping though...no tits in mouth at the time
    Bone....

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