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  1. 03-28-2012, 09:05 PM #161
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    I like to compare the depth of her vagina with the length of my penis.
    You might want to go first then.
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    If you insist
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    I am just trying to be a good neighbor. If I went first, I would ruin it for you.
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    Why that's quite neighborly of you. Thank you, sir.
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    On average there are 111 million sperm per ejaculation and somehow the young lad's father got the fastest swimmer but not the brightest one to reach the egg first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck the Duck Slayer View Post
    On average there are 111 million sperm per ejaculation
    Which is precisely the reason I have no qualms about going first, but hey, if BB wants to have Tater crusties stuck to his leg who am I to judge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post







    Don't be messing with Gina.
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    Ew, tater, you just ruined it for me.
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    Default Decoys Have you Heard?!

    When Tater agrees to a plan with zero of his own input......re-evaluate the plan. Pro tip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    When Tater agrees to a plan with zero of his own input......re-evaluate the plan. Pro tip.
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    I was just trying to lull you into a false sense of security is all.
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