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    Answer honestly-

    You are on a deserted island with no hope of rescue. It is just you and a monkey. You have been there for 2 years. Would you screw the monkey?


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    i would ....... but then i've seen this
    Well, I\'m not a gynecologist but I\'ll take a look.

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    male or female? does the monkey know sign language? is the fishing good?

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    If I had been there 2 years I would have screwed the monkey like 23 months ago

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    31-28, 12-0, 3-2, 4-2!!!!!!!!!

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    ----------------------------------<br />I\'m getting worser!!!

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    that monkey would have been killed and eaten the first week.
    They say the only time a fishermen tells the truth is when he tells you another fisherman is a liar.

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    Originally posted by CAMO SNOB:
    that monkey would have been killed and eaten the first week.
    same opinion, eaten the first week for sure.
    They say the only time a fishermen tells the truth is when he tells you another fisherman is a liar.

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    where is swamprat?

    "is this your monkey ma'am?"

    lmfao
    Well, I\'m not a gynecologist but I\'ll take a look.

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    I like that monkey!!!!!
    Plant it they will come.

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    Oh, you meant Wessinger Island...

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    Can't believe nobody would have said to the monkey "You sho' got a purty mouth"!

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    shit,want a banana?
    the mind is a terrible thing to waste.Its to damn late now

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    A Big Thumbs Up For Monkey Love!!! [img]graemlins/thumb2.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Trapper:
    male or female?
    Don't matter if the monkey ain't got no teeth!

    is the fishing good?

    Only if you let the monkey hold yer pole!

    does the monkey know sign language?
    Why? You scared the monkey will tell on ya? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    I work with horny nurses all day Merg and one thing I have learned... one must ALWAYS first determine if they will tell! LOL...

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