This will sound silly

**Vikki** · 09-07-2011, 12:03 PM

Waaaay back in the 80's I actually worked out to a regular routine. I cannot remember the name of the woman [Heidi Somthing-or-another] who made the work-out tapes, (I always called her Heidi-Bitch), but I digress.

The beauty of her work-outs [besides they worked], you used stuff you have in/around your house. Ironing board was slant board, broom was used for waist work-out & squats, canned goods or 1/2 gallon jugs of water or sand for weights, steps & stairs used 3 different ways to work legs. She also explained the shape of the muscles you were working that day & the benefit of that particular exercise. I think the only thing I bought for equipment, was a jump rope @ the TG&Y.

I remember being thrilled when the doc told me I had the best abs he'd ever seen on a pregnant woman & asked about my work-out.

20 years later, I have flabs instead of abs... Maybe, I should try to find ol' Heidi-Bitch again.

**DRDUCK** · 09-07-2011, 12:21 PM

My wife still does Denise Austin. How old, well they are on vhs. She would tape um when we lived sptg and that's along time ago

**jwilliams** · 09-07-2011, 12:33 PM

Do you think you could find your ironing board and broom?

Sorry. Just had to...

**Chuck the Duck Slayer** · 09-07-2011, 12:44 PM

Oh god!!!!!!

Someone get Arts tombstone ready.

**Vikki** · 09-07-2011, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by artdevilish

Do you think you could find your ironing board and broom?

Sorry. Just had to...

Now, DAYUM! That was just mean.

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW:

1: an iron is a handy weapon,
2: an ironing board is good for slamming around when angry, (cause it makes a bunch of noise)
3: I fly my broom to the grocery store once a week.

PS: Stop peeking in my windows!

**Tater** · 09-07-2011, 04:03 PM

But.......did you wear leg warmers and a headband? physical....physical.....I wanna get physical.....

**Vikki** · 09-07-2011, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Tater

But.......did you wear leg warmers and a headband? physical....physical.....I wanna get physical.....

HELL NO! It was more like an oversized green, AE, ["The Riddler" looking] turtle neck shirt & ugly USN sweat pants, most of the time. Leg warmers & headbands were George Michael attire, (which does not bode well in the military communities).

PS: Olivia Newton-John is NOT good work-out music! Back in those days it was AC/DC, George Thorogood & such.

**Tater** · 09-07-2011, 06:09 PM

Tin Roger

**Simple Man** · 09-07-2011, 09:55 PM

They's a Heidi in The Swamp that needs some more representation.

Just sayin.

**Vikki** · 09-07-2011, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Simple Man

They's a Heidi in The Swamp that needs some more representation.

Just sayin.

I am not allowed to post what I think is "HOT" in "The Swamp". Now, if y'all want to see my idea of "hotness", I will be thrilled to post ~ only LabLuvR & his butt issues will "dig it", though.

**Simple Man** · 09-07-2011, 10:29 PM

Then we need a Vikki/Lablubber forum. I care not to see such.

**Vikki** · 09-07-2011, 10:47 PM

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Never!!!!!

PLUS: this really started as what I thought MIGHT BE a helpful post for all the cheap som' bitches on the site.

**Simple Man** · 09-07-2011, 10:54 PM

Since when did a thread stay on track around this joint?

**Mergie Master** · 09-07-2011, 11:00 PM

Darn Miss V, that just sounds silly.

**Vikki** · 09-07-2011, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Mergie Master

Darn Miss V, that just sounds silly.

Ray, you REALLY don't wanna mess with me, right now...I'm missing my kids, naming chickens after MODS, sorta cried over a dead hen, Snoop is acting like a wuss + overwieght, Canada is around the corner, Millington is biting the butts off roosters, I REALLY wanna a $400 pair of peacocks & I'm really liking "rap music".

I'm thinking it will NOT take much for this gal to snap & go BSC!

Damn...I was only offering up suggestions on "exercise equipment" already in your homes. I hope every damn one of you gets as fat as a TWO RIVERS corn-fed hog!

PS: You ain't invited to hunt - not that you would show up, anyway!

**BugBuster** · 09-08-2011, 05:11 AM

TG@Y, Vikki how old are you?

**kquinn** · 09-08-2011, 06:12 AM

Originally Posted by BugBuster

TG@Y, Vikki how old are you?

Be careful, them may be fightin words in her current state of duress.

**River Hawk** · 09-08-2011, 07:00 AM

Heidi Tanner

**jwilliams** · 09-08-2011, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by Vikki

Now, DAYUM! That was just mean.

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW:

1: an iron is a handy weapon,
2: an ironing board is good for slamming around when angry, (cause it makes a bunch of noise)
3: I fly my broom to the grocery store once a week.

PS: Stop peeking in my windows!

the iron is a VERY handy weapon. I will shut up and go back to my room.