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  1. 07-22-2011, 12:23 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowcountryBuck View Post
    any sport that women also play at the same level is gay. At least in basketball, the balls are bigger and the 3 point line is further. In Soccer, it's all the same. That ought to tell you something.
    Even in golf there are Women's tee boxes.

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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck the Duck Slayer View Post
    Even in golf there are Women's tee boxes.
    yep. Not in soccer. Men and women, same size field, same rules. GAY.
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    I feel like I can smell her through the screen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    I feel like I can smell her through the screen.
    Yea... well, I can taste her...
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    I'd crawl 2 miles to drink her bathwater
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    Best one I have heard, "I would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong hit."
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    Shit, I typed that. I need to watch what I'm typing out loud.
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    Soccer is gay, end of story.

    Girlfriend played soccer for Arkansas all 4 years, she damn well knows better that if she tries to watch soccer with me in the room, we gonna have issues.
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    I love soccer/point guard/ 3rd baseman girl legs.... Mmmmmhhh
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  13. 07-22-2011, 11:18 PM #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBiz View Post
    I love soccer/point guard/ 3rd baseman girl legs.... Mmmmmhhh
    I concur.
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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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