So, i am preparing some plots for Decomate Buck Grub Plus, II. I worked the plots last week and was finishing up with the rototiller. I am in a zone. Its nice, really, to be able to turn my brain off from time to time. It helps me mentally recharge from patients like DRDUCK. But i digress...
I was tilling and ran thru some tall grass on the field edge and glimpsed something fly up my pants leg. I was pretty sure it was a big grasshopper or maybe a dragonfly but i felt that bastard on my leg. I hop up and take the tractor out of gear while I am trying to kick my shoes off so i can take my pants off and get that damn bug out of there. Well, i grap the "bug" through my pants leg but i missed, i reckon bc i feel that joker latch on to my inner thigh. Now I am double-stepping not to fall of the tractor that is still moving and trying to drop trow.
Finally, i get my pants down to my ankles and a damn MOUSE finds its way to freedom. I sat there and lol'ed. What's a guy to do? I mean, DAMN, i was OK thinking it was a grasshopper but i knew something was up with that joker latched on to my leg. I havent gotten my pants down that fast since the sorority mixer at Wake Forest back in '89.
But its OK, i am sure you yahoos will have some entertaining comments and my Decomate Buck Grub Max Plus, II plots will be awesome.
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