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    I need help getting the name of a product...I am looking for the name of the thing that is like pliers for wounded ducks, apparently it stangles them or something very quickly, if anyone has heard of this please let me know what the name is so i can get them in Luthi's. I think MacksPW carries them but I could not find them on the site. Thanks

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    I think its called RTN.


    Ringing their neck.
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    Or my personal favorite is biting the back of the head.
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    Pull a Chuck Norris on the ducks ass--stare him to death
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    Its like the "eraticator" or something like that
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    1. Grab head of injured critter.
    2. Swing body of waterfowl in circles, or, if you like, give it a quick thrashing back and forth.
    3. Know that you aren't a sucker that bought a contraption to do work that the king of the food chain should be proficient in.

    To answer your question, I have no idea what it's called...
    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....

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    Eradi-Vicegrips

    grab the bastard by the head and spin it as fast as you can like you were rolling down a 1972 Vega Station Wagon front passenger seat window!

    Or
    Pretend you is Chokin ure Chicken with that GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip
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    WHat kind of bitch uses a tool to ring a birds neck????? Spit Your pacifier out and Choke that sorry wounded bitch out.
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    Originally posted by SwampDunkey:
    WHat kind of bitch uses a tool to ring a birds neck????? Spit Your pacifier out and Choke that sorry wounded bitch out.
    Congratulations Dunk...you just made your best post.
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    kershaw crunch works wonders.

    duck blood in the mouth is very manly.

    i bet bigoaf uses a nutcracker, too.
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Originally posted by BlackWaterZ71:
    I am looking for the name of the thing that is like pliers for wounded ducks
    Teeth!!

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    some people dont know how to ring a neck....
    i always liked to knock the head against the side of the boat. seems more humane.

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    or tree [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] less echo

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    The head whack is also a good one...but as far as humane goes...that one crunch and it is all over but the crying.
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    Give the head a twist and fold it over. Breaks their neck like cheap china. If it’s a goose, give the head and extra twist.

    It makes me laugh when I recall a buddy of mine tried to dispatch a wounded honker. He gave it the old twirl and tossed it down in the pile of birds. I guess the impact only served to revive him, so the big bird ran about 10 feet and took off. Good thing he still had his shotgun loaded and ready to go, he blasted it about 30 yards out and my lab had to retrieve the bird again. My dog gave me a look like “don’t let this dipshit take any more birds from my mouth”.
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    Good one Gander!

    I'm Sportin' on this one. Beat his head on the side of the boat or a tree.
    I'm just proud to be here.

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    Originally posted by 2thDoc:
    kershaw crunch works wonders.

    duck blood in the mouth is very manly.

    i bet bigoaf uses a nutcracker, too.
    na toofy, I just ring their necks......

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    wow. you ARE a stud.

    i bet that's what your boyfriend likes best about you.

    you like to play catcher, though, don't you?
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    It's called the crippler.
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    Originally posted by 2thDoc:
    wow. you ARE a stud.

    i bet that's what your boyfriend likes best about you.

    you like to play catcher, though, don't you?
    another good one toofy......the truth must have stung a little.......bwahhahahahahahaa

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