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  1. 11-30-2005, 02:41 PM #21
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    Turd you aint right boy.
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    When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy shit! That's Chuck
    Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third
    girl he had slept with.
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    Bruce would stomp that ass and you know it son.
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    Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
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    Is Chuck iso bad he can whip his own ass?
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  6. 11-30-2005, 02:56 PM #26
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    I bet THE ROCK could beat Chuck's hiney!!!
    THE ROCK is Baadddd!!!!!!
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    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game
    of tennis.
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    I bet Chuck has a small weenie... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by JamieLynn:
    I bet Chuck has a small weenie... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    Damn thats 2 post out of 16 you have made about small man syndrome------starting to see a pattern here!! I bet you like a nice hefty portion of kielbosa dont ya!! Dont hold back girl!! Grab it and growl- Does you man wear a banana hammock like the rest of us?
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  10. 11-30-2005, 03:08 PM #30
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    Better Watch Out Turd!! Media is on the prowl for flirting posts!!! and that last comment u made just totally cracked me up, that was a good one Turd!!!
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    Billy Jack would cut his ass any day.
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    JamieLynn, you've got the perfect screen name for a part in the next Bang Bros. video, Salami Swallowers.

    So, judging from your comments about size, Turd and I are assuming you're a size queen. Yes, no, or indifferent?
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    Originally posted by JamieLynn:
    I bet Chuck has a small weenie... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.
    There were no survivors.
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  14. 11-30-2005, 03:14 PM #34
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    bruce lee and billy jack (he was great!) are dead, the chuck is not.


    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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    Is Chuck Norris Quack_Kills' alias? Sounds familiar.
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  16. 11-30-2005, 03:18 PM #36
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    Thats nothing.

    Bruce once killed a man with an egg noodle.
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    Did he ever kill a man just for snoring like that one guy Jack Palance talked about John Wesley Hardin I think was his name-- if so I got a helluva memory
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    fish, get with it. bruce was super bad... but now he is dead. no longer with us.


    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot
    broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart
    while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
    Norris allows to live.
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  20. 11-30-2005, 03:28 PM #40
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    Originally posted by Fish:
    JamieLynn, you've got the perfect screen name for a part in the next Bang Bros. video, Salami Swallowers.

    So, judging from your comments about size, Turd and I are assuming you're a size queen. Yes, no, or indifferent?
    Size Matters!!!... don't let the ladies bullshit you into thinking otherwise.... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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