Alright guys all this grandparents talk has got me wondering. What's the best quote yall have heard about life from an old timer?
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best life quote
Alright guys all this grandparents talk has got me wondering. What's the best quote yall have heard about life from an old timer?
“… duckhunting stands alone as an outdoor discipline. It has a tang and spirit shared by no other sport—a philosophy compounded of sleet, the winnow of unseen wings, and the reeks of marsh mud and wet wool. No other sport has so many theories, legends, casehardened disciples and treasured memories.”
--John Madson, The Mallard, 1960
"Never trust a duck hunter who cares more about his success than his dog's."
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Grandma, " that women can talk the horns off a billy goat"
Grandpa, " those who's got, got to lose those who aint got, aint got nothing to lose"
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A close family is the most important thing you can have besides being saved.
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Take your time
A Young Bull and an Old Bull are standing on a hill.
The jittery young bull turns to his elder and says, "Look at all those cows down
there just waiting to be fucked."
"Come on, Come on man, let's run down there and fuck one of those cows."
The old bull turns with a smile and says, "slow down son, let's walk down there and fuck em all."
Be proactive about improving public waterfowl habitat in South Carolina. It's not going to happen by itself, and our help is needed. We have the potential to winter thousands of waterfowl on public grounds if we fight for it.
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My Grandpa has told me many things but one of his most famous quotes "Son if you aint gunna use your head, you mite as well have two asses"
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"If I can't tell you any better, learn for yourself"
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"son,dont be a dumbass"
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" Life aint easy and dry bread aint greasy"
" If you going to be stupid you better be tough"
" You can sleep when you dead" (use to tell me that at 5am in the morning)
Life ain't easy and dry bread ain't greasy.
No Loaf'n
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watch your friends and your enemies wont hurt ya
want to loose a friend loan them money
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"Life's not all beer and skittles."
"Can do."-Granddaddy Boykin
"Make it happen."
"Keep your enemies close, watch your homies."
Last edited by Foie Gras; 08-17-2010 at 10:28 PM.
"Never Trust a Skinny Chef."
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From my old man - If you missed it with the first two why do you think you're going to kill him with the third.
him on buisness - Don't make you're problem my problem
First time heading to Myrtle - You might think you're tough, but they'll beat your ass with a pool cue over there.
After one bad night - Son that shit will kill you. Put water in it, and don't shoot it.
Taking him fishing offshore - I baited your hooks while you were a child. It's your time to pay me back.
Give me a few, I have some good ones.
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"Life is too long tp put up with idiots.....don't matter whether it's horses or people" .....Jack Wilson , Farrier, Sharon SC
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Originally Posted by Glenn
DAMN!
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God watches out for dumbazzes, drunks and kids. The rest of us are supposed to have more sense.
The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.
"I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
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"I ain't had this much fun since granny shit in the kitchen floor and let us kids slide barefoot in it."
The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.
"I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
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Yep. Forgot that one. Dad's went like this though.
"Poor planning on your part, does not constitute emergency on my part."
"Never Trust a Skinny Chef."
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Granddad Son It Is What It Is And That Is All It Will Ever Be So Make The Most of What You Got!
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My uncle told on more than one occasion, "invest your money in land, they ain't making no more of and it ain't getting any cheaper". He died a wealthy man.
\"If they don\'t hatch, they don\'t fly south\"
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