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    Default Free Duck Call

    Whoever comes up with the best caption for the following gang of tamie bangers will win a sweet acrylic Big Lake duck call valued at $100.00.





    Participants may enter as many captions as you like...


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    No Instincts, No Limits



    (I better copyright that 'un)
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    Dicks and Ducks. Hell even the dog looks mangey!

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    Mortimers Tamie Duck Club
    You Kill'em
    We Chill'em

    Not wild so they taste mild

    The only limit on these ducks is your credit card

    GEICO DUCKS=======Killin' these ducks is so easy-even a caveman can do it...
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    Limits and outside of any school zones = Priceless

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    9 hunters, 2 guns, 20 greenheads

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    The Duck Commander 2nd Squadron

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    "I'm glad we brought the dog, something had to make them fly."

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    No animals were harmed in the making of this film.......
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    " Are those Mallards? " " Did you see me call that one in? " " We must be on the Flyway! "
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    $200 says at least one of them is a member on SCDucks.


    "Quackin' , Whackin' and Stackin' the Rimini way"

    "We got lucky today boys...this late in the season the drakes start getting pretty sparse"

    "Shit Bo, without my new Benelli with the 3.5" Black Clouds I doubt I'd have been able to touch half them birds"

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    "I bet them boys on the river wish they was in here this morning"
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    Tamie Hunting Duck Club
    "Where the only one with enough sense to loook ashamed is the dog"

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    Damn glad my new Max-4 came in before the "hunt"!

    "We had to swat them off like mosquito’s!"

    “Damn dad, you where right, just like the “old” times!”
    Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    H. L. Mencken

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    RUBBERHEAD CHECK LIST:

    - Blind Camoed Up ... check
    - 8 Duck Calls on Lanyard ... check
    - Dog Ready to Flush ... check
    - Birds Banded ... check
    - Drake "Old School Camo" and Fully Dressed Max4... check
    - Duck Commander Tatoo ... check
    - Credit Card Ready ... check
    - Pride and Dignity ... GONE

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    POSERS

    The guys in camo, too.

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    posers,
    when just LOOKING the part is not enough.
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    POSERS,

    look what daddy bought me.

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    "are ducks supposed to eat out of your hand?"

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    posers,

    better than buyin bands on ebay.

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    Artificial ducks eat as good as wild ones

    Duck Hunt in a Can, nothing easier!
    RIP Kelsey "Bigdawg" Cromer
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    If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever.

    Missing you my great friend.


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