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    Quote Originally Posted by duckduckdog View Post
    Sorry for your loss - nothing heals a broken heart like the smell of fresh pussy...





    Shazaam!
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    First time i have ever heard of a "Retrieving Cat"
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    I got plenty of hooks but I think I'm going to need more ammo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckduckdog View Post
    Sorry for your loss - nothing heals a broken heart like the smell of fresh pussy...


    THAT, is one for the books right there. HOF
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    Could Jinxie be a machine gun cat like this one!

    http://www.break.com/index/cat-machine-gun.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckduckdog View Post
    Sorry for your loss - nothing heals a broken heart like the smell of fresh pussy...

    That is the funniest shit ever posted on SCDUCKS! I am trying not to laugh out loud at work.
    "...But this is football. This ain't tennis..." --CJ Spiller; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxkNT9IxEu8

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    A fat pussy at that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckduckdog View Post
    Sorry for your loss - nothing heals a broken heart like the smell of fresh pussy...
    Nothing like brutal honesty to shut-up every female on the site for @ least 10 minutes.


    I even paused & pondered the truth of that statement. Not too much you guys can say that will ever shut me up. Deal with it!
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    ddg, props again dude.

    I am still cleaning sundrop out of my sinuses and the walls, floors, ceilings, etc.
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    That thing would make a good fuzzy wallet for the winter time...
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    That one would not last long around the China Palace I can hear dem strips a sizzlin!! man Im hungry
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    ddg, props again dude.
    yep that was hilarious
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    Damn cricket, you had to go there!

    And this thread was going so good.
    Last edited by Stalker; 06-03-2010 at 07:05 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by muddman View Post
    Was thinking the same thing and the cat walks in the litter and then gets to eat on the island/bar.
    Poopie paws aren't cool on the counter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    Snowball would knock the bottom outta that slut.
    ROFL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck the Duck Slayer View Post
    It isnt the sub-forums that need a time out it is some posters that need time out.
    Bingo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vikki View Post
    Nothing like brutal honesty to shut-up every female on the site for @ least 10 minutes.


    I even paused & pondered the truth of that statement. Not too much you guys can say that will ever shut me up. Deal with it!
    1. There are females on this site? Holy friggin' crap.

    2. I've seen these guys at work, Vik. Don't tempt fate. They could make a platoon of marines in the middle of a gang bang blush with the things they post.
    Tell me sump'n. Why you askin' so many jackassy questions?

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    For some REASON...All threads started by ME become RAPED!! I'm glad I can entertain.
    DDG&BB are on MY LIST!!! Glenn you are too for using your moderator privileges to "edit" my comments you turd and typing crap!!! Balls to the WALL!!

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    Damn you Tater.... you owe me a new laptop!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by badfaulkner View Post
    I've seen these guys at work, Vik. Don't tempt fate. They could make a platoon of marines in the middle of a gang bang blush with the things they post.




    Man, I could've had a large & fun time with that reply. I am in a decent mood & my evil twin has yet to reappear.

    Sorry for "raping" your thread, SWG. I suppose we all have a hidden & special talents. You are now officially on the entertainment committee!
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    Dang Tater, I think you hit the nail on the head! I aint going to make you pay for my puter though...


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