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  1. 05-31-2010, 04:30 PM #1
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    Man accidentally shoots himself in testicles

    A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

    The man's handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off at about 12:30 p.m. — an apparent "accidental discharge," according to Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

    "It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store," Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."

    Nobody else was hurt and no one appeared to be with the man, she said.

    Police and fire responded, and the man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle before police had a chance to interview him extensively. Sessions had no further details about the man.

    Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it does look like it's accidental," Sessions said. A manager at Lowe's said store personnel are not commenting on the incident.
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    More like a negligent discharge that will be preventing a premature discharge in the future......

    You can't cure stupid....but maybe this guy has prevented the generational advancement of his ignorance....
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    Yep.

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    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

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    Nuttin' funny about this.


    Nuttin' at all.

    But let's not get teste about it.
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    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
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    Is ewe did or is ewe didnt shoot ureself in da nuts?
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    In some very different cults, that could be considered genocide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Rat View Post
    Nuttin' funny about this.


    Nuttin' at all.

    But let's not get teste about it.

    This is hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nitro5x6's View Post

    You can't cure stupid....but maybe this guy has prevented the generational advancement of his ignorance....

    This says it all!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Rat View Post
    In some very different cults, that could be considered genocide.
    Wouldn't that be gene-aside?
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

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    yeah that's nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Rat View Post
    Nuttin' funny about this.


    Nuttin' at all.

    But let's not get teste about it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Rat View Post
    Nuttin' funny about this.


    Nuttin' at all.

    But let's not get teste about it.
    I'm through.
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    Kinda give new meaning to the term "bustin' a nut"
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