Bowhunting Clothing Opinions

[badfaulkner]

Dude, screw all tha UA crap. Find you a Duofold vendor and buy you a one piece "union" suit.

Union suits make taking a shit in the woods -- which is always an emergency and usually done in a fairly hurried manner -- a bit more challenging than necessary.

You either have to do the "Pilot to bombardier" maneuver out the back flap, or strip down to your waist and pull the upper part around to the front like a set of coveralls or bibs.

Remember, the goal is to not only feel better but also not to shit on your clothing. Union suits gum up the works on both of those goals.

[Tater]

It ain't rocket surgery dude, clear a path and let fly...do we need to have a shit off?
P.S. If you're one of those momma's boys that wears underwear under a union suit don't bother showing up because you don't stand a chance

[Glenn]

T-roy can out shit both of you.

He once took a duece in a tree stand into a gallon zip lock bag.

That my friends is talent.

[badfaulkner]

It ain't rocket surgery dude, clear a path and let fly...do we need to have a shit off?
P.S. If you're one of those momma's boys that wears underwear under a union suit don't bother showing up because you don't stand a chance

And you're one of those guys with shit stains, underwear or union suit. One of those guys Dad couldn't train and mama never tried.

[badfaulkner]

T-roy can out shit both of you.

He once took a duece in a tree stand into a gallon zip lock bag.

That my friends is talent.

Yeah, I cannot compete with that. I got nothing. .

[Tater]

And you're one of those guys with shit stains, underwear or union suit. One of those guys Dad couldn't train and mama never tried.

Talk's cheap; we shittin' or not?

[FreeLiner]

Talk's cheap; we shittin' or not?

is this a timed event?? and if it is, who's going to be running the watch?

[Tater]

is this a timed event?? and if it is, who's going to be running the watch?

Of course it's a timed event. You want to be the judge? Can you bring John Clark's dog?

[badfaulkner]

Of course it's a timed event. You want to be the judge? Can you bring John Clark's dog?

I'm in. You in your union suit, me in my two piece longies, plus we're each in two more layers. Winner declared by whomever gets it done in the least amount of time with the least visible evidence any dookey flew in the forest. Cathole, poo buried, paper buried; no dookey on hands, heels, or any other clothing. LOL.

[FreeLiner]

Bless his heart, Ol' Jack is no longer with us. Not sure if it was the reoccurring nightmares of rolling in my shit or not!

Jon has been known to brag about his speed and technique, I'll ask if he's interested in officiating.

[Glenn]

What's the pre-shit meal?

Has to be the same in order for it to be fair.

[FreeLiner]

Got to have some heat to it, needs to be something for that cold-chill 'bout to shit your pants moment

[badfaulkner]

The bowhunting questions hasn't really been hijacked. All this is relevant, trust me.

I say jumbalaya for the pre-game meal.

[Simple Man]

Just like Glenn told 'em at the "bank" - We need records for both time and volume.



Oh, and we've been wearing duofold since the early 80's. For a long time (until they closed), the only place you could find it in the upstate was at The Woods in the Haywood Mall. Grady's may have carried it too.

[Glenn]

The bowhunting questions hasn't really been hijacked. All this is relevant, trust me.

I say jumbalaya for the pre-game meal.

Sausage or skrimp?

[Tater]

Sausage

Who the hell wears 2 layers on top of longhannels? Damn. I'm telling ya right now you better be on your game

[badfaulkner]

Sausage

Who the hell wears 2 layers on top of longhannels? Damn. I'm telling ya right now you better be on your game

I hunt more in the colder part of deer season than most, I admit. Three layers and I was still dang cold the last three weeks of the season. Plus, the three layer test will be more applicable for bowhunters nationwide.

You know this thread's going to break google's search capacities when bowhunters with layering questions combine the search terms "SHIT" "union" and "suit". Our contest will be very helpful.

[ccleroy]

Sausage or skrimp?

+ a Dip............

[Glenn]

+ a Dip............

I'm out then.

Still got it kicked.

[badfaulkner]

I'm out then.

Still got it kicked.

Me too. 18 months and counting.

I'll substitute a couple high calorie high carb beers instead. Something with some fiber to work with the Jumbolayer.