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  1. 01-20-2010, 03:08 PM #1
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    Default Fiber overload.

    So this morning I had a big ol' bowl cereal comprised of 1/3 honey nut cheerios, 1/3 grape nuts, 1/3 total and 10 or 12 fresh cherries. Washed her down with the milk in the bowl and a cup of coffee and immediately packed a dip. For lunch I had a 6" cold cut combo on honey oat with lettuce, tomato, spinach, onion and oil and vinegar. Washed it down with water and immediately packed a dip. Soon thereafter I turned into a shit factory...I just fixed me a peanut butter and cheese sandwich to try and turn the tide. I'll let you know how it turns out...
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    You may ought to just went with a jar of peanut butter and a spoon.....
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    what kind of bread on your chees samich?
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckduckdog View Post
    what kind of bread on your chees samich?
    Wheat...dammit! I agree with Benman spoon was the way to go...
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    Imodium AD I don't go fishing without it. I do feel kind of nasty responding to this and that I even read it. But men can talk about squirts and farts, and an after lunch dip gives me the goose bumps almost everyday.
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    My family Doc (Now deceased, God rest his soul) gave me some prescription strength Imodium once and it would stop you up for a week or more. When you did finally shit, it would be white like you'd eaten 10 lbs of kaolin. Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    Imodium AD I don't go fishing without it. I do feel kind of nasty responding to this and that I even read it. But men can talk about squirts and farts, and an after lunch dip gives me the goose bumps almost everyday.

    not as bad as a 5:30 in the morning waiting for the turkeys to gobble dip.... thats a rough combination
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    Dammit...time to void again....
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    This one filed away in the "links I wish I hadnt of clicked" file...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dixiedeerslaya View Post
    not as bad as a 5:30 in the morning waiting for the turkeys to gobble dip.... thats a rough combination
    Back nine at Camden CC in a tournament with some very pretty cart girls from USC. Sorry, this is about Tater's poops.
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    Whew, damn...better, but still....whew...
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    No shit...well, not exactly...there's been plenty of shit, just not...ah hell, you know what I mean.
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    I'm not a lazy person, but I might need to take a look at myself. Rather than doing something productive I'm writing about another grown man's poops. Tater, I hope it locks up for you, and by now you might want to dip the TP under some water before wiping.
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    It's wintertime man, that water's cold!
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    Turd's post about beefaroni is still the funniest thing I've read. Search for it, it'll make you cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    and by now you might want to dip the TP under some water before wiping.
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    It's wintertime man, that water's cold!
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    For whatever reason, Groom's venison sausage, pancakes, quart of whole milk, 1/2 pot of coffee and a thumb and two fingers of Copenhagen snuff are guaranteed to make is sound like I'm slowly pouring about two gallons of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup into the toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geetch View Post
    Turd's post about beefaroni is still the funniest thing I've read. Search for it, it'll make you cry.
    Thanks for that. I just read it, and I had a customer asked me if I was okay. My eyes glazed over with tears so bad I barely got through it. Turd, I just want to say thank you.
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    Gonna be a rough night.

    Publix got their first shipment of fresh cherries in today and I snatched up two bags before the fella ever put 'em out.

    The first bag is half gone and it will not be long before the percolating begins.


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