Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Old one, but soooo good

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Campobello
    Posts
    3,033

    Default Old one, but soooo good

    After trying each and every folk remedy made available to him, a young University of South Carolina student just had to go see a physician to cure his condition.

    This young man sought out the best doctor Richland County had to offer, and he made his situation clear.

    "Doc, I am a second year Junior at USC, and I have a real problem on my..umm..hand. You see, I can't stop jerkin' off."

    The old doctor had heard this before, and were it not for his bedside manner, the young man probably would not have been able to handle the pressure and embarassment of what he had just divulged.

    "Son, I've seen this before, and I don't want to downplay the seriousness of what we're dealing with. There is no way to cure this problem, and it's really nothing to be ashamed of. It is what it is, Percentages are percentages, science is science, What we have here is a problem we can control, however."

    The young Gamecock let out a small sigh of relief upon hearing this.

    The doctor went on, "You need to paint your dick orange. While it wont completely stop you, you'll only beat it once every four or five years."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Manning
    Posts
    11,377

    Default



    never heard that one...that's great
    Man and other animals were first vegetarians; then Noah and his sons were given permission to eat meat: “every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you” Genesis 9:3

    "A man may not care for golf and still be human, but the man who does not like to see, hunt, photograph or otherwise outwit birds or animals is hardly normal. He is supercivilized, and I for one do not know how to deal with him." Aldo Leopold

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    680

    Default

    good one.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Irmo,SC
    Posts
    1,229

    Default Good one.

    Coming from Gamecock Alumni Chap that is a good one. And for the record, I think we get our lunch handed to us again this year too.
    In loving memory- KVP 1961-2009
    "Sooner or later the man who wins is the Man who thinks he Can!!!!!" Thanks Nor!!!

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Laurens, SC
    Posts
    131

    Default

    HaHaHaHa thats a good one

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    SPARTANBURG
    Posts
    2,358

    Default

    FAG....Big R is countin your money as we speak.....lol.
    If it aint got 8 toes & a green head,it aint a duck.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •