stupid deer hunter's toys

[2thDoc]

while we're on the subject of stupid people....

anyone who owns the "butt-out" tool:

http://image.sportsmansguide.com/dim...0,200&cvt=jpeg

or the "deer-view" mirror thing:

http://image.sportsmansguide.com/dim...0,200&cvt=jpeg

I am sure they are both for sale at wal-mart.

anybody else have a stupid gadget they own that I can make fun of?

[2thDoc]

i wish i could post a picture without screwing it up

[fro]

i wish i could post a picture without screwing it up

Speaking of stupid...

[2thDoc]

i CHOOSE not to post pictures.

stupid people are stupid without choices.

[quackaddict]

i wish i could post a picture without screwing it up

ignorance then?

[Glenn]

How 'bout that queer ass mirror blind deal those two fat bodies off of that "Gone Huntin" show push?

[jwilliams]

www.magicflyinglure.com

[jwilliams]

www.helicopterlure.com

just sayin....

[2thDoc]

you just mad because you didnt catch as many fish after you bought the magic flying lure...

[KneeKnocker]

http://www.hunterspec.com/Updateable...&categoryID=28

acorn cruncher. They should make a pine cone cruncher for S.C.

[Palmetto Bug]

I remember the first time I saw a thermacell in the shop. I remember thinking how much of a sucker one would have to be to fall for such a ridiculous gizmo.

[CAMO SNOB]

Deer corn... stupid as fucking hell

[PBiz]

How bout the stump feeders? Or the Tree Lounge? Or the compund bow?

[SCSwitchback]

http://www.hunterspec.com/Updateable...&categoryID=28

acorn cruncher. They should make a pine cone cruncher for S.C.

That one definately takes the cake. There will be some idiots out there that buy it though, and someone will make alot of money.....for a little while.

[adk]

stump feeders make me laugh. why not just throw the corn on the ground?

[FBT]

I deserve to be made fun of for buying the acorn rage mollases lick that screws into the tree. Had so many damn bees on it, it set the trail camera off.

[dixiedeerslaya]

I deserve to be made fun of for buying the acorn rage mollases lick that screws into the tree. Had so many damn bees on it, it set the trail camera off.

dumbass.....


haha no im just serious




i about busted a gut laughing at two guys in walmart one day.... i overheard one guy asking what this peanut butter lick thing was for.. and the other guy (know it all type) went on to explain how deer hunting was sooo easy... all you gotta do is buy some of this sweet shit and put it in the woods, wait a few hours and the deer will come to it..... ANYTHING sweet is what the guy said... then he went on to show him that the *sweet shit* comes in all different ways by showing him the buck jam, deer cocaine, c'mere deer, etc......

i was accually laughing out loud listening to those fellas

[FBT]

Hey asshole that was me............. just kidding. I know the type. But I also realized that I put myself in that category by purchasing anything made by "wildgame innovations". the biggest gimmick of an outdoor company I've ever seen. " I shot this 190" with a face full of Big Buck Crunch!!!" Then you see Hank Parker spray the woods down with cmeer deer and it makes the mature bucks forget about being nocturnal. whatever.

[Turd Ferguson]

I fell more "BIlly Mays here for Orange Glo" and bought 15 bottles of it to spray for deer attractant.

Damn him- bluto wannabe

[Swamp Rat]

Unless it's obvious, I don't assume something is stupid.

Years ago, this guy came to our office selling firearms cleaning and lubrication products. Looking at the deer heads on our walls, he immediately knew the crowd he was preachin' to, and started talking about his line of deer attractants. One was doe in heat - the real deal, he said. In a pump spray bottle almost like a bottle of Windex.

Well, I figured I'd try anything, so I got my hands on a bottle. Next time I went down to Smoaks, I set up on a fallow field that had some spots of dog fennel in it (and a big corn pile on one end). On my way to the stand, I stopped and sprayed the stuff on a head of dog fennel, about 70 yards from the stand. Then up in the tree I went.

An hour or so later, I hear something coming through the woods at a trot. A nice 8 point ("woulda been better next year") stepped out and went to that dog fennel like he was on a string. Not being in a long-term management mode, I kilt him while he had his nose buried in it, sniffin'. Only time I've had an attractant obviously work.