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    Default WHo thinks Mergie should....

    run the SD Dove Club??

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    Yes. He has nothing in life better to do.
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    hell a better question would be if we did have a SCD Dove Club and he was a member would he ever SHOW UP for a hunt?
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    No. if he didn't have all day to sit on his ass, where would we get all of our news from and how would we keep up with the current events?
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    mergie for president.
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    Yeah. He's like that perfect club member. Pays his dues and never shows up to hunt.
    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....

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    merg 4 president
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    Like that ol' bastard needs to think more of himself. Sheesh.
    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....

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    I'm sure somewhere in his campaign slogan he'd work in a comment about his penis.

    Should poll well with the Hov-a-round crowd at the Picadilly.

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    I think his whole campaign would be based on his alledged penis size and sexual prowess.
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    If we got him a "smart phone" so he could put down his "cricket" he might be able to keep up with the news of the day and still get the field plowed/planted/sprayed.
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    "Good morning fellow dove hunters. My penis and I would like to announce our candidacy for the president of this here dove club. If my penis is not able to perform it's duties, my crow will stand in its place."
    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simple Man View Post
    "Good morning fellow dove hunters. My penis and I would like to announce our candidacy for the president of this here dove club. If my penis is not able to perform it's duties, my crow will stand in its place."
    "hi i am mergie master and i approve this message"
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    Simple, you reckon he has room in his ego for his sister to ride on the ticket?

    Will you let her outta your fingers long enough to run the campaign trail?
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    This ain't about me.
    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....

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    Mergie shoots doves off of power lines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artdevilish View Post
    Mergie shoots doves off of power lines.
    Oh damn!


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    Quote Originally Posted by artdevilish View Post
    Mergie shoots doves off of power lines.
    prolly with a .22

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    Damn!

    I can't leave you youngun's alone for ten minutes without y'all getting into the cookie jar!

    Don't y'all have jobs to do?

    I have shot doves off a power line with a pellet gun.

    Most all of what y'all said is true. I am the proud owner of a fine upstanding

    My penis does make me and has made many females happy. Thank y'all for noticing.

    Now FAY!
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    So is that a "NO"?
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    Looks like a maybe from here.
    Your riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

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