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    Kewl!

    Hey, I got a turtle story. Anybody want to hear it?
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    Let me guess you use to catch turtles and put them in your dog pen so they would eat the dog shit in order for you not to have your Dad send you out there to shovel it up for punishment.
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    Mergie,I gots to know.How long did they last 'fore they croaked?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HARV View Post
    Mergie,I gots to know.How long did they last 'fore they croaked?
    He was talking about turtles not frogs.

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    I think he meant "died" from eating dog shit. It's engine speak........
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    You gotta love a meal that comes with a bowl on it's back.

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    Seems once Mergie gets aholt of wild critters he can get any of'm to croak. Sometimes,when takin drunk,I crack up thinkin bout that poor little fox. :lmfbo:
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    Glenn, Just bill the White House, I'm sure global warming is behind it. Carbon emissions have softened the shells or something. Be creative, this administration doesn't know the difference.
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    Actually Harv, the turtles was the only thing that lived for me. They do real good on a diet of bird dog shit. And they kept the kennel nice and clean, 'cept for the turtle turds.
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    so what would it cost to fix my turtle if i bring my own mighty putty?

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    monkeys eat turtle shit?
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    They's just recyclin'.
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    How big is Turtle shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by millero View Post
    so what would it cost to fix my turtle if i bring my own mighty putty?
    Seven thousand dollars.

    Eight thousand if you want me to wash my hands first.

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