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    Default The next Bailout.

    How 'bout this one Camo? Sounds like the only one that's made sense so far...

    YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO WANTS A BAILOUT NOW

    By Neal Boortz @ January 8, 2009 8:35 AM Permalink | Comments (17) | TrackBacks (0)

    Funbags.....the bigger the better, no matter how they got thereI prefer all naturalall funbags are fun!ew, boobies have cooties! Yesterday I told you about the sagging economy's effect on the boob job industry. Yep, plastic surgeons have been facing sharp declines in the number of patients receiving new funbags. Good news for all you men out there who like them ala natural.
    So the next pig up the government trough may be ... the adult entertainment business. You got it. The porn industry. The CEO of Girls Gone Wild, Joe Francis, and the publisher of "Hustler" magazine, Larry Flint, say that they want a bailout from the government, similar to the one given to the Big Three automakers. Their request is $5 billion .. oh that's all? They say they will use the money to invest in new means of distribution. They say they will use the money wisely and create jobs for hard working Americans.
    Actually ... this is a lot of fun. Francis says that if they are invited to Washington to present their plan, they would be willing to drive across the country in a hybrid vehicle. Francis also says that they would be willing to discuss the idea of the government buying equity stakes in their companies, just like the financial firms. Wow, now there is a way to kill the porn industry .. let the government get involved!
    Flint of "Hustler" says, "People are too depressed to be sexually active ... This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
    The man does make a point.

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    Yep..........Larry's gonna piss em' off.....kno dat........

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