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Hustler's Larry Flint Wants Gov Bail-out For Porn Industry
The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.
"I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
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Hell, everybody else, cept me and you, are gettin it. Why not Larry?
Maybe we need to put in for some of the bailout bullshit Mergie.
Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
"Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"
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Hey I'm all for it DRDUCK!
Let's me and you call ourselves a corporation. We'll get JP to do the paperwork.
Then we'll show the government how much money we 'think' we should be making and then show'em how much we 'ain't' making.
I 'think' we should be making $20 billion, so if they will bail us out to the tune $10 billion so we can make our ends meet I think our corporation will survive.
That's $5 billion apiece, just barely enough to purchase us some duck land, a private jet to get to our ranch at the base of the Rockies, and take care of any other little details that interfere with our bottom line.
As you can see I done the math so I'll give the presentation
Last edited by Mergie Master; 01-08-2009 at 10:16 PM.
The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.
"I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
Puddin '> Mush
yall need a ranch/farm/plantation manager? somebody's gotta go the wonderbread factory in ohio to get the duck food right?
Originally Posted by 2thDoc
Stripa Swipa > Ron Jeremy
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Damnit you beat me to it...........guess I'll apply for the farm hand job...........
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Nothing like a farm hand job!
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Sho nuff, but whoever gets the job will have to be qualified to:
1) Operate heavy equipment on the farms/ranches/plantations
2) Test drive new Bugattis, Ferrari's and Porches coast to coast with an unlimited VISA card to check them for safety for the Corporate Heads (me & DrDuck).
3) Make regular trips to major universities to pick and choose 'Bail-Out Girlz Gone Wild' for our parties.
4) Scout and pre-hunt the migration from Canada to Mexica to make sure the CHs gonna kill birds when we go (us Corporate Head types don't want to go on no dry hunts, we go to KILL).
Last edited by Mergie Master; 01-09-2009 at 11:10 AM.
The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.
"I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
Longbeard Guru
I asked for it.........shit......
I wish I could breathe life back in him, if I could I'd hunt him again tomorrow. - Ben Rodgers Lee
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You have got to be shitting me.
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Finaly bailout money going for a worthy cause.
Puddin '> Mush
when I don't piss excellence, I piss high sulfur, untaxed, offroad deezull fuel & I gots CAT yellah runnin' thur my veins - I reckon I can handle the first requirement or at least I could keep it runnin' for ya.
Stripa Swipa > Ron Jeremy
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