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    It's been 'bout a month, ain't it? You shoulda already broke that in.
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    She like a squirrel, you gotta get down let her come to you.

    Go runnin at 'er wavin and screamin she'll run off.

    She comin' around do'h!

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    prayer sent...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mergie Master View Post
    Not sure...but I think I heard RY's dad say you don't have to be present to win the raffle. Rebel yell can confirm if I'm right.
    Yea I talked to RY after posting and got that confirmed.

    Can't wait should be a good time for a Great cause!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simple Man View Post
    I'll drive.

    You're gettin to be an awful lot like Candor. Y'all been hangin out a bunch, haven't ya??


    Damn that was a slap in the face!!

    Does he release eye burning gas with the same volatility, velocity and thunderous muzzle blast that Candor does?
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

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    Mergie, he's not quite as rank in that way, but damn if he don't make up for it in every other way imaginable. He's just generally vile.
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    Well what do you expect. The man makes his living handling and cutting dog nuts off of perfectly healthy dogs. Can't get much more vile than that!!
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    I thought that was dead gator I was smellin' whilst we was in the river
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    RY-you are a killer. plain and simple.
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    Rebel Yell has killed more shit than small pox!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    I thought that was dead gator I was smellin' whilst we was in the river
    Probably just a regular old stump lizard that crawled up his butt and died.

    Or maybe it was residue from them dog nuts the day before.
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    Listen up 'tards.

    I'm like Danny Ainge of the '80s Celtics.

    You mutant mo fo's need me around just to keep y'all from being classified as a traveling freak show.

    And I don't make my living cuttin' nuts off of JUST dogs. I throw a cat in erry now an again just to mix it up.

    pussies.

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    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....

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    cuttin' nuts offa cats is a waste of time, can't you just let the scalpel slip a little, then walk up to your client and say "I'm sorry missus rich lady, there were some complications and fluffy didn't make it, that'll be an extra onefiddy for disposal of the remains"
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    Careful. Glenn's a self-proclaimed cat-lover (and no, I ain't referring to the good kind).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    cuttin' nuts offa cats is a waste of time, can't you just let the scalpel slip a little, then walk up to your client and say "I'm sorry missus rich lady, there were some complications and fluffy didn't make it, that'll be an extra onefiddy for disposal of the remains"

    Cost/benefit analysis supports keeping Mrs. Rich Lady's cat alive for as long as I can.

    Hard to put a kid through college workin on dead critters.

    Be careful, I have it on gooood info that there are many a closet cat lover on this very site.

    Ahem.
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    RY, did he just call you out?
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    Taint mentioning names. It's not RY.

    ahem.

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    Surely taint me.

    Candor?
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    Insert pic of innocent non threatening whistle here.

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    Tell me more about the big tall brunette....

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