Boudreaux was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

The doctor said "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost 5 pounds."

When Boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

Boudreaux nodded. “I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From the hunger, you mean?', asked the doctor.

"Hell no, it wuz from all dat damn skippin.” replied Boudreaux.